A machine that behaves while you watch it is still broken. You are not the one it breaks for.
28 SEP 2026FIELD NOTES
The person who reported it is not imagining things and is not exaggerating. They use it for longer, at a different speed, at seven in the morning. Ask them to show you rather than describe it.
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